245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.