54 Quotes by Alan Carr

I love that I'm approachable. All kinds of people come up to me.

I don't want to patronise my audience.

I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs and waves at the camera. People are drawn to that.

I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At the beginning I thought jokes, jokes, jokes, I am a stand up comedian but I think I have mellowed out now.

Basically, I thought I had nothing to lose so I'd try my luck as a stand-up comedian. So even if it all failed, I was at the bottom of the food-chain anyway.

Obviously there are a lot of charities out there but with cancer you have to be lucky to have not been affected by it or not know anybody who has had it.

I've already brought enough shame on the family without halting the family tree.

I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories.

I don't like the attention that comes with TV.