6 Quotes by Alex Dolan

Kali. That’s the name I used with clients. Kali is the four-armed Hindu goddess of death. She has been appropriated by hipster flakes as a symbol of feminine power. Maybe that’s fair too. But make no mistake. Kali is a destructress. In one of her hands she holds a severed head. I know, I know, so fucking dramatic. I’ll admit to a little cultural appropriation for choosing a name like that.

When someone is repulsed by the sound of body noises like eating, there’s a name for that. Misophonia.

We could have been miserably married for all the attention we paid one another.

Death should feel special, so I always dressed for my final meetings.

Are you going to do anything stupid?” he asked. I looked around the room and marveled at having landed myself in this pickle. “Stupider than this?

And if you press us, be sure we’ll press back. Because the two of us are as vengeful as the Old Testament.” I.