76 Quotes by Alex Horne

I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry.

I was inspired by 'Bootylicious' being able to scale the dictionary walls thanks to just one individual, Beyonce. But Beyonce has the world's ears, so what I had to do was to work my word - which is 'honk', as slang for money, really really hard.

I haven't had nightmares for some time, but growing up 'Grotbags' certainly haunted my dreams.

I quite enjoy that, seeing people get tetchy.

I had piano lessons for six months and got nowhere.

Having live musicians in a comedy show adds a frisson.

I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was always looking for an angle; it wasn't great.

I used to work as a logger, which is the lowest of the low, you just had to type up what happens.

Katherine Parkinson has got a classics degree from Cambridge yet is an idiot - in the best possible way.