76 Quotes by Alex Horne

Sharks - I'm sure they're going to get me one day.

I used to work in 'Big Brother' in the third series, I was a logger, which was the worst of all jobs, you had to sit and watch what happens and type it into a computer.

I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of.

We definitely don't do everyone's tasks in the same order and that's quite useful. On someone's first day they might do it somewhat differently to how they'd do it on their last day because they become a different person by the end - they don't trust us anymore.

I love seeing Mark Steel or Mark Thomas, but I'm not that sort of person.

Peter Crouch has been my hero for fifteen years, Maya Jama is a superstar and I am a mild-mannered bandleader with a motley troupe of absurdly talented musicians at my disposal - if those aren't the ingredients for a delicious post-football entertainment dish then we're all doomed.

I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work!

Comedy is getting more diverse - you can do anything on a stage now. It doesn't have to be just one man and a mic.

I really enjoyed Paul Sinha. He's from 'The Chase.' As you imagine, he's intelligent. But that doesn't mean he's got any common sense at all.