91 Quotes by Alexei Sayle

I always thought communism was crap, really.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

People aren't universally heroic.

I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states,

This is the band Radical Posture, and my name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Pravda Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

It is no good for somebody in the entertainment business like myself to back romantic, telegenic causes abroad, such as jeopardised tribes' peoples, noble political prisoners, and cute, endangered animals, if you do not also try and do something for the homeless on your own streets. Even if those homeless are at times supremely unpicturesque, occasionally ignoble and not at all cute.