6 Quotes by Ali Parker

Fate is an ugly bitch that hates you with a passion.

The money is too good to say no.

My dad’s great. My mom’s a soul-sucking vampire that looks like a pretty housewife to unsuspecting victims.

Did hell open its doors and offer ice water or was there a special on burritos today?

The cops can suck a nut.

I looked like I was ready to jump on a hog and run-rule the biggest bad-ass in town.