31 Quotes by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.

If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.

You can't make souffle rise twice.