23 Quotes by Alice Walsh

She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they’ve never been before

It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time.

If she's faking it you still have a shot at making it work [...]

Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.

[...] if you don't know what you're running away from, chances are you'll bring it along anywhere you go.

How to get and keep men interested in you (A Guide for the Modern Woman): Put them in the “friend” or “fuck” zone. Leave them there.

[...] every guy out there gets one shot per woman in a lifetime [...]

Everyone‟s got a story and everyone thinks theirs is worth telling and worth listening to.

To be in love at my age would mean not to have learnt anything at all.