7 Quotes by Alvah Bessie


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    That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.

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    So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

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    When you’re dealing with monkeys, you’ve got to expect some wrenches.

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    Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle.

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  • Author Alvah Bessie
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    That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

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