235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

Don’t make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you’re really good, or it’s going to be really practical. If it’s a little thing you think is cute ’cause you made it, just forget it.

Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking.

I’m always more attracted to the unattractive.

I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they’re bored, and you’re in a convalescent home, there’s something entertaining about that, in a way.

We’re all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

There’s humor in everything. There’s gotta be humor in everything.

If I’m creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.

People always think I’m Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

You think in a different way when you don’t have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.