235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I can’t imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it’s okay. I know they’re gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I always want to look unattractive, it’s more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren’t attractive who think they are pretty. That’s always interesting to me.

I’m not very good with drink recipes. If I’m entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I’ll make for the whole evening of the whole month.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I’m picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the ’50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays – the new stuff just looks too good.

You just can’t enjoy any of the movie when you’re in it.

Crafting, or ‘making things,’ has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination.

That’s how all theater should be done – you only have one chance to see it and then it’s gone. One night only.