235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I’ve always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all that stuff.

I’m very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don’t break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

I’m drawn to people who look different. I’m not exploiting. I’m not making fun of them. I’m drawn to them.

I like dramas and stuff. That’s what I watch, but it seems weird that I’d be in it.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they’re attractive.

A lot of times girls think they’re funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

I wouldn’t call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I’m such a homebody, it’s important to be surrounded by things I love.

Poof! It’s magic!