235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

I’m more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, ‘Why don’t you make it yourself.’ It’s like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That’s not making chocolate-chip cookies.

My mother always said ‘Don’t bother other people.’ I think that’s good advice.

I’d just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they’re a little naive – you made it because you needed it.

Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

I’m gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color – it’s an old lady color.