235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I’ve been to some funerals where there’s a lot of laughing – it’s about celebrating their new journey. I can’t think of anything. There’s humor in everything. There’s gotta be humor in everything.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I’m really gonna try to memorize lines. It’s hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you’re trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

When I’m by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don’t listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I’m not good at it.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high.

I’ve never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I’m gonna play a cop.

I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I’m like, ‘I don’t really know anything about that stuff.’

I don’t really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it’s not like I’m sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.