235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I always got along with all types of people – popular people as well as drug addicts.

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you’re not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I’m by myself, I never play music.

An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I like it when people who aren’t so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That’s my least favorite feeling: guilt.

I need a costume to be convinced that I’m somebody else. Otherwise, it’s just me. It’s just Amy saying lines. I haven’t really become somebody else. And what’s the fun in that?

How do you teach hope?

I have a very muscular face.

I'm not ambitious.