235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.