235 Quotes by Amy Sedaris

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I live in the moment.

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.