41 Quotes by Andrea Speed

Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.

That was the problem with caring. It left you vulnerable, open on one side to the most hideous pain imaginable, and the only antidote was to stop giving a shit, but how did you do that? How did you turn it all off?

Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it’s Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?

I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.

What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.

Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn’t have their respect, he’d accept their hate.

After what Holden and Kevin had told him, and what he could find himself, he just wanted to sit this guy down, talk calmly and rationally, and then beat him so bad his grandkids would be born dizzy and bleeding from the eyeballs.

He liked people who knew weird things, just because it seemed to hint at some odd inner life.