62 Quotes by Andy Dick

I was a bad boy as a child.

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.