62 Quotes by Andy Dick

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you’re in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I’ve been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I’m really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I’m almost paranoid very easily, and that’s who I am.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don’t have a lot of it.

I guess I’m odd-looking. I’m skinny. But I’m not only skinny – I’m oddly shaped.

I used to steal a lot. But I don’t do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn’t abused or anything.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can’t find anywhere else.

Straight people say, ‘You know you’re just gay,’ and gay people say, ‘You know you’re just gay.’ There is such a thing as bisexual!