123 Quotes by Andy Kindler

From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

I always had a tremendous amount of rage about the business, and I thought turning that into comedy was healthy.

I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world.

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major.

I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?

I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.