123 Quotes by Andy Kindler

I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.

If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.

My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.

My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings.

'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.'

There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.

Very unique: I was a singer-songwriter-guitarist. Very unusual in the late Seventies to find a singer-songwriter, and on top of that, a guitarist.