55 Quotes by Andy Richter

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.