55 Quotes by Andy Richter

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

I'm not that professional.

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.

I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

The thing that's important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making something that I think is good and funny, worthwhile, small-"i" important, versus something that's going to do well.