192 Quotes by Anthony P. Mauro

An atheist is like a fish that doesn't believe water exists because it sees no evidence of it.

I wouldn’t say the media is without virtue, in fact, I'd say it does a wonderful job of being dishonestly virtuous.

People say that there’s no such thing as a dumb question, but you never hear them say there's no such thing as a dumb answer, and for good reason.

The funny thing about losing our sense of humor is that to find it we have to learn to laugh at the reason we lost it.

When I was young, I would avoid people with sniffles so I wouldn’t catch their colds. Now that I’m older, it's the least of my reasons and I avoid them entirely.

People tell me God knows the future. But you’d think he’d have foreseen disappointment with human opinions and behaviors and spared us all by concluding with the ape.

Sometimes we find what we aren’t looking for before we know we are trying to find it.

When I was young, I would avoid people with sniffles so I wouldn’t catch their colds. Now that I’m older, it's the least of my reasons.

The funny thing about losing our sense of humor is that to find it we have to learn to laugh at why we lost it.