192 Quotes by Anthony P. Mauro

People tell me God knows everything. If true, and given human aptitude for disappointing behaviors, He should have known better than to tinker after perfecting the ape.

It’s not that I have 0% trust in government, it’s that I have 100% trust in percentages.

People are selfish by nature, motivated by self-interests, so if they want a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people they should really consider banning all the people from their government.

What I find impressive about politicians is, without exception, they are bilingual; each is fluent in talking out both sides of their mouth.

Politics is an activity guided by standards; most of which are uncommonly low and shamefully double.

Metaphorically speaking, there’s a difference between an arsonist and a politician; the arsonist willfully sets a fire and destroys property, the politician willfully sets a fire and campaigns on the promise, if elected, to provide us with fire trucks.

The other day I watched children acting out; whining, flailing, and ranting because they couldn’t get their way. I shook my head at the spectacle, silently questioned their upbringing, then changed the TV channel from coverage of both chambers of Congress to something age appropriate.

Some people stay away from the chimp enclosure at a zoo to avoid seeing animals throwing feces at each other. Some people stay away from the Capitol Building in Washington, DC . . . and for the same reason.

I think it’s important that elected officials explain the problems our nation faces; the most important of which is that they make a career out of complicating them.