192 Quotes by Anthony P. Mauro

The difference between the foolish people who disagree with me and the foolish people who agree with me is that I much prefer the company of the latter.

I don’t know why people have become so angry, but I do wish they’d be happy about it.

The two things I remember most about college are forgetting what I learned and spending a fortune for the privilege.

Call me nostalgic, but I miss the days when the world made sense and we could slap some into people.

I know that people say ignorance is bliss, but I say it’s incredibly irritating - and usually to someone's face.

When I was young, I would avoid people with sniffles so I wouldn’t catch their colds. Now that I’m older, I don't need a reason.

The T-shirts say the future is female, but I'm hoping the future is human... or we’ll all be out of a job.

The T-shirts say the future is female, but I'm hoping the future is human... or we’ll all go the way of the mastodons.

Young people are wearing T-shirts that say, "The future is female." It makes you wonder whether they still teach about continuation of a species in school.