3 Quotes by Anton Szandor LA Vey

The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such

Satan has certainly been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.

Even with all their threats of eternal damnation and soul roasting, Christian missionaries have run across some who were not so quick to swallow their drivel. Pleasure and pain, like beauty, are in the eye of the beholder. So, when missionaries ventured to Alaska and warned the Eskimos of the horrors of Hell and the blazing lake of fire awaiting transgressors, they eagerly asked: "How do we get there?"!