65 Quotes by Ari Shaffir


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    It's not like I have campaigns, I don't want to be an activist or anything.

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    People get mad at bad comedy. Way more mad than at bad novels.

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    I was playing basketball, and I had hemorrhoids in high school.

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    I know how lazy I am. So if I have to go somewhere else I can't get to easily, I talk myself out of it.

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    I love doing my podcast, but it's not my art form. I don't have to work on it. It's off the cuff.

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    If I focus solely on developing new material, then I can get a new 45 minute to an hour in about six months. Then I'll work on it and work on it and can make it killer within another six months or so.

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    Failing is part of my process. A new bit never works the first time. I figure I have to bomb 7 times to make it good. So I tweak it.

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