29 Quotes by Art Donovan

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

You know you’re big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

We didn’t have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I was 17 pounds when I was born. My mother couldn’t walk for three weeks.

Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.