45 Quotes by Arthur Guiterman

First dentistry was painless.Then bicycles were chainless,Carriages were horseless,And many laws enforceless.Next cookery was fireless,Telegraphy was wireless,Cigars were nicotineless,And coffee caffeineless.Soon oranges were seedless,The putting green was weedless,The college boy was hatless,The proper diet fatless.New motor roads are dustless,The latest steel is rustless,Our tennis courts are sodless,Our new religion--godless.

I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals

Another's name my trail may bear,But still I keep, in waste and wood.My Joy because the trail is there,My peace because the trail is good.

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before.

For the young Gaels of Ireland Are the lads that drive me mad, For half their words need footnotes And half their rhymes are bad.

God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!

Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.

What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.