477 Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

No matter how often I talk to God, he never tells me anything I didn’t already know.

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.