477 Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.