477 Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

How can I fail when I have no purpose?

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.