250 Quotes by Austin O'Malley

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.

If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.

When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.

Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud.

An essential quality of beauty is aloofness.