50 Quotes by Bam Margera

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.