50 Quotes by Bam Margera

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.

The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.