268 Quotes by Barbra Streisand

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

. . . it is true, even people with painful childhoods. . . grow up to be more interesting people. So, there's always a positive to a negative.

I am also very proud to be a liberal. Why is that so terrible these days? The liberals were liberatorsthey fought slavery, fought for women to have the right to vote, fought against Hitler, Stalin, fought to end segregation, fought to end apartheid. Liberals put an end to child labor and they gave us the five day work week! What's to be ashamed of?

I won't leave forks in the dish rack overnight because I believe that the tines attract demonic energy.

what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night

How I wish we lived in a time when laws were notnecessary to safeguard us from discrimination

I can take any truth; just don't lie to me.

There is nothing more important in life than love.