71 Quotes by Barry Humphries

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

I suffer greatly from nerves. I have stage-fright badly, and it gets worse, but the stage is still my life.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.

Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language... and the imaginative, creative use of that language can be at the service of humour.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.