107 Quotes by Bauvard

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.

Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep.

Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.

We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages.

The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.

Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot, so do we seize upon love not to revel in its ecstasies but to haggle over its blue-book value.

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.