5 Quotes by Beetlejuice

  • Author Beetlejuice
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    My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

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    Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, ’live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

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    These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it. I don’t have any rules.

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    I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

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