5 Quotes by Beetlejuice

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, ’live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it. I don’t have any rules.

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

The living usually won’t see the dead.