105 Quotes by Ben Miller

But we're the anti-rock stars. We hesitate to call ourselves entertainers because there's a depth to taiko that's much more than what passes as entertainment these days. Entertainment has become thin. Superficiality is something we want to stay away from. Our performers are flashy, but it's because they've trained for 30 years.

We do stretching, push-ups, pull-ups and all sorts of torture. You can't be in the group unless you can do this stuff.

We are pleased that the Japanese Patent Office and the European Patent Office have upheld the validity of these important patents. The confirmation of these inventions strengthens our patent portfolio in Japan and Europe and emphasizes the international value of the many licenses granted by Qualcomm.

They're trying to squeeze a sponge that's already pretty dry,

There were a lot of little things that went wrong during that stretch. We made some bad passes, they made some key steals.

I have always played a slightly ineffectual, bumbly, nice guy.

I'd rather sink with a bad theory than swim with muddy pragmatism.

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?

It was only in the second year of my Ph.D. that I started acting. I wasn't in school plays or anything; I was in bands, but I wasn't cool. There's no such thing as a cool physics person, is there?