37 Quotes by Benny Hill

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Do unto others, then run

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year's Eve.