1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.

Some waste away their lives by drinking, partying or by simply having fun and living for pleasure.

Getting wasted is never a waste of time.

They said 'ski', but they heard 'vodka'!

My goal tonight is to maintain a steady stream of invincibility. If I hit stage four—“I’m Invisible”—I’ll likely pass out, and that would ruin all my fun.

Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!

Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.

All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes - and elsewhere. People were so blown out and higgledy-piggledy, that everybody's elbows or knees were sticking into his neighbour and everybody thought it great fun to feel his neighbour's elbows. All mouths were grinning from ear to ear in continuous laughter.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.