947 Quotes About Alcohol

Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.

It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.

- I have the impression that we are the last people on Earth.- It wouldn't be so bad. We would have all the wine of the world to ourselves.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.

All worries are less with wine.