62 Quotes by Bert Kreischer

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it.

There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high.

I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising our daughters religiously.

My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and died when my father was very young. My dad had to raise himself, pretty much.

Skydiving is fascinating, the best part is cruising in the air and realizing that the dice has been thrown and you're either going to die or not. It's a very helpless feeling but it's so freeing.

There are days where I'm like, 'Oh, my God, I'm so happy I'm living the life I'm living.'

Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you will be undeniable.

People take getting offended in L.A. to an art form.