62 Quotes by Bert Kreischer

I like making people laugh.

I generate a lot of good vibrations, good energy.

I don't have that kind of brain where I can spell-check.

I like comics like Janeane Garofalo who is very stream of conscious in an honest way.

I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals.

I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like sand in an hourglass.

I'm not technically brand-friendly to feminists.

It's not hard to find the energy to do the things you absolutely want to do.

My favorite thing to do is just hang out at home and watch a movie with my wife and my two daughters. There's nothing outrageous about that but it's the best thing I can do.