62 Quotes by Bert Kreischer

The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am.

I have always liked being the life of the party.

My first stand-up experience was in Tallahassee at a club called Potbelly's.

I really respect those guys that get $250,000 for punching up scripts, because it's an art form.

I can talk fantasy football forever!

I was in an ESPN interview and was asked, 'Who would I most want to ride a roller coaster with?' and I said Warren Sapp because every time he giggles, you can hear there's a little girl inside of him. I called him a little girl, and he found me on Twitter and was like, 'Are you the Bert who called me a little girl?' I was like, 'Oh, great!'

The first and last song I ever wrote was a ballad I was quite proud of, and one I would play for anyone, anywhere.

Here's the weird thing about me. I was never one to tell you stories about me. I was always the guy who others told stories about. I was like that up until I was 35 years old. And then I started telling stories about me onstage.

I'm the guy who needs to be front and center. I joined a fraternity to do that.