62 Quotes by Bert Kreischer

I'm such a lazy traveler. When I go to a city now, I hang out around the venue. I'm boring.

I'm a comedian. I want you to laugh. That's my main goal. I punch things up to get things tighter, quicker and get you to the joke faster.

Men scream, that's why they gave us voices.

Doing a reality show is like being in a fraternity.

I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests!

Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead frat boys and extroverts get labeled as meathead frat boys. For me, it's just part of my personality.

I like parties. I like talking and conversations.

You don't go to a school and major in partying.